Al.

Here’s the perfect storm, 2017 edition.

Find a male comedian who came up in the 70s, did drugs, and lots of other crazy stuff. A ringmaster in the boys club of comedy if you will, who then becomes a senator.

This first step is not easy, but you can do it.

Slowly make him into a rising senate star, as he turns out to be thoughtful, eloquent and a GREAT writer, one who’s honest about his life.

This step too is challenging, but you’re on a roll.

Have him call out the MORONarchy in charge. Have him do it a bunch.

Have some folks actually mention him as a viable candidate for POTUS in 2020.

Find something stupid and inexcusable he did. There’s probably a mountain of that shit. Hey, YOU run for office, I dare you. But this isn’t about you.

Make sure that stupid shit fits right into the anti-sexual harassment narrative that’s finally, thankfully, tenuously emerging in America and the world.

Make sure that shit fits right into society’s divided stance on whether or not a rape culture truly exists. If you have questions on how to do this: please see instruction book for dismantling scientific fact as truth. Or see instruction book on what constitutes just kidding. Or, or, or.

You get it, just make sure the moment is right.

Broadcast it.

Let the doubting, arguing and confusion begin.

Especially confuse women so they turn against each other. This has always been the strongest play, now is no different. Get this shit out there, now.

Watch social media remain the screaming abyss you’ve always counted on.

BUT MOST OF ALL, LET THE TRUTH NO LONGER MATTER.

Note from author:

Does this sound like I’m defending Al? See how confused you are?

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