Seton Hall Basketball Out of Conference Schedule Preview

Way late to the Seton Hall basketball schedule preview but whatever, I’ve been busy looking at Minions memes and pretending to work.

Wagner: (WIN) I think Seton Hall will win 89–49. Bet your mortgage on it folks.

University of New Haven: (Doesn’t count) This scrimmage happened earlier today, honestly haven’t looked at the box score but I have been thinking about how terrible Corn Nuts are. I bought these once out of ignorance and still mad about it.

Nebraska: (WIN) Lead by Eric Crouch, the Corn Huskers should be an easy matchup because their hands are still cut up from husking corn all fall.

St. Louis: (WIN) The Billikens are named after dolls that were popular in the early 1900s. Imagine if a team was named after the little Homiez that used to be in the vending machines in front of supermarkets?

Grand Canyon: (WIN) I’ve always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.

Louisville: (WIN) Birds don’t have teeth.

New Hampshire: (WIN) Live free or get deez nutz.

Kentucky: (WIN) Kentucky lost a Buy Game to some small private school in North Carolina. The epitome of brutality.

Rutgers: (WIN) Rutgers is not a real rival of Seton Hall, they definitely do not occupy a large space of my brain at all times. Nope. Not thinking about Rutgers or my need to see them fail at everything. Nope will be having a totall normal one at Pru that Saturday.

I WANT BLOOD.

Sacred Heart: (WIN) I think Sacred Heart is in Connecticut. I don’t like Connecticut.

Maryland: (WIN) Someone tell me the difference between a Terrapin and a turtle. I have a pet turtle that I talk to like a person. I like turtles. If they were the Turtles I’d probably make this a loss but I don’t know what a Terrapin is and can’t trust them.

So there we have it folks, Seton Hall will go undefeated in Out of Conference play.

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